When youre trying to seduce your other half, youve got to pull out all the stops.
Fresh sheets. Candles. Maybe a pre-coitus bath.
And once the scene is set, you might want to slip into something more comfortable…like underwear with your other halfs face plastered on the crotch.
Because nothing says love like your partners mug emblazoned on your undies.
Thats what Firebox is offering with M-Y fronts, personalised retro underwear which come in different colours and sizes so you can spice up your sex life, or at least have a good laugh with your partner.
You can now enjoy the comfort of a friendly face gently cupping your genitals and sit proudly on the faces of your friends and loved ones, says Firebox.
What underwear are you wearing right now? Go on. Have a little look, it says on their website, Ill bet they were pretty boring, unless of course… they were your “lucky” pair. You know, the ones that get you dates and job interviews and such. How long have you had those for again? Its probably time for an upgrade.
Cue the M-Y fronts plug, and theyre not just novelty undergarments, but quality pants, it claims.
It adds: They also make the perfect gift for a loved one when youre not around; whether you want to see them as a warm and comforting presence or a passive-aggressive alternative to a chastity belt – your gorgeous face warding off persistent sexual intruders.
Clearly, their persuasive powers have worked as the item is now sold out online, and its left some pretty satisfied customers too. Reviewers said it provided a good laugh, although some of the pictures came out a bit dodgy.
One wrote: They have yet to draw in the ladies as I was expecting but theyre definitely a conversation piece when I get my face out at work.
If you do manage to nab one, maybe refrain from whipping it out at work.