Oh, so you thought Crocs couldnt be any dorkier?
You thought we were done with bizarre Croc upgrades after Balenciagas platform Crocs?
You were wrong. Were so sorry.
A collaboration between Crocs and streetwear company Alife has brought out a new take on deeply upsetting plastic shoes: Crocs with built-in socks.
And no, sadly, we are not talking about subtle trainer socks for added comfort. Stuck inside these shoes are full on tube socks thatll pass your ankles; white with red and blue detailing.
Depending on where you sit on the fashion spectrum, youll either want to wear these immediately, youll hate them with a violent disgust, or youll like them in that ironic, cool-because-its-not-cool dad fashion way.
Naturally, as theyre an athleisure take on the classic Croc, they cost $140 (£105). Of course.
These arent the only monstrosities to arise from this hellish collaboration.
Alife has also brought out the Art Crocs, which feature little plastic charms in the shape of New York landmarks, which cost $600 (£449), and the Classic pair, which are just grey Crocs with Alife written on them.
So, yeah, this is fashion now, we suppose.