ASOS is known for selling 99% need need want and 1% U OK HUN? apparel.
These furry buckled sandals fall in the latter camp.
While pool slides have had something of a resurgence in recent years, these really take the biscuit.
These furry numbers are by contemporary shoe brand Jeffrey Campbell, whose shoes you were probably coveting a few years ago when fugly platform boots came back with a vengeance.
(Jeffrey Campbell knock-offs were probably responsible for many drunk peoples trips to A&E circa 2010.)
These one give a nod to Jeffrey Campbells usual clunky style with the flatform, as well as to wolves (with the fur), and cowboys (with the giant Western-style buckle).
Thats quite a hefty buckle
What about the back view?
Lets take a closer look
Vegans may or may not be pleased to know that these bad boys are made with faux leather – and fur – so no cows or wolves were harmed in the making of them.
The fur is just perfect for hiding the fact that you forgot to wax your toes.
They cost £100 and you can buy your own pair of furry beauties here.
If you must.